What Happened This Week in Washington

A Politically Incorrect Recap of this Week’s Politics:

  1. Freudian Kamala: The illustrious Mrs. Kamala Harris this week, speaking at a virtual roundtable event scheduled in Arizona, made quite the Freudian slip when she “accidentally” (yea, sure) said, “A Harris administration, together with Joe Biden as the president of the United States,” she said. She quickly clarified, “The Biden-Harris administration will provide access to $100 billion in low-interest loans and investments from minority business owners.” Meanwhile, Joe Biden saw fit to announce that his dear wife Jill, god bless geriatric workers, leaves him notes on the bathroom mirror, to, well….
    You know, there’s that great philosopher, and he talked about, Jill puts notes up on my mirror when she wants me to, where I shave, to get messages across to me, and there’s a philosopher who once said ‘faith sees best in the dark.’ Kierkegaard said that.” Right. Between the two of them, America won’t see her next birthday if Trump doesn’t win the election.
  2. BLM & It’s Lovely Regard for Human Life: In the latest news surrounding the group who claims to want justice and equality, their members are now hunting police officers. A yet to be identified man approached a parked police car with two sheriff’s deputies inside and opened fire, critically wounding them both in the head. But wait, it doesn’t stop there–as the officers were clinging to life in an LA emergency room, BLM protestors (with God on their side as Bob Dylan would sneer) surrounded the hospital and attempted to break into the emergency room, shouting at the top of their lungs: “We hope they fucking die! Black Lives Matter!” I would say something crass or sarcastic here, but sadly, this speaks for itself.
  3. Trump Makes Historic Peace Deal: Again this follows with my idea that Trump could cure cancer and the Left would find fault with it. President Trump did what countless presidents and international leaders have failed to do in brokering the Abraham Accords on the White House lawn, the official normalization of relations between Israel, and Arab nations including the UAE and Bahrain. CNN? MSNBC? Not a damn word. But these are internationally syndicated news organizations, right?
  4. Taste of Their Medicine: Lying Jimmy Comey and his boys took the first taste of their own brand of justice this week, as the Senate Homeland Security Committee issued subpoenas for several Obama officials, including Jimmy and James Clapper among others. Take sit Jim, try to remember what the truth is. I know it’s been awhile.

As we draw another work week to a close, remember my friends,
“Those who are most moral are farthest from the problem.”
― Saul D. Alinsky,

Suck on that one, you woke white college neophytes…..